He who does not love his own language is worse than an animal and smelly fish.

Gardening has just sort of grown on me. I find it therapeutic. And I like smelly things.

Acceptable food rots while we are chased from bins behind restaurants chased from sleeping on the street chased from relieving ourselves unless we pay for food or gas until finally we are so hungry sleepless smelly constipated and beaten-down that we simply die of lack of will to live.

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.