As a cure for worrying work is better than whiskey.

As they say around the Texas Legislature if you can't drink their whiskey screw their women take their money and vote against 'em anyway you don't belong in office.

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men enough whiskey for three and enough women for four.

Whiskey's to tough Champagne costs too much Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain Will help me explain As a matter of fact I like beer.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death where is thy sting?

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.