I remember walking the dog one day I saw a car full of teenage girls and...
When I saw all those other drivers I realized that they wanted to win that...
Nobody's ever asked me to pay for a meal before I've eaten it I've never...
A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.
I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and...
I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least I'm that...
You must do as your people do. If my people are poor I must be poor. People...
My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.
Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
I think you have to feel comfortable with your car. You have to go into turn...
Anything that's different from your own realm of experience as a human being...
If you don't have the story and the unfolding of the trajectory of the saga...
The city needs a car like a fish needs a bicycle.
When life was worrying about a car payment or a rent payment and a bill...
At a car dealership the person who sells the car is the hero and also gets...
My mother gave me this book called Feature Films at Used Car Prices by a guy...
You know what I really love? The CD players in a car. How when you put the CD...
The American Dream has run out of gas. The car has stopped. It no longer...
Can you design a Rorschach test that's going to make everyone feel something...
At least 50 times. I've jumped off a building jumped off a cliff in a car....
The irony is that it was tougher to rent a car from Cerberus when it owned...
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work driving through...
I didn't come from a trailer park. I grew up middle class and my dad had...
If a movie is really working you forget for two hours your Social Security...
I'm not just a doormat. I'm not just being stepped on all over the place. If you look at the bulk of my material it's about trying to find some strength through that.
