When you have kids you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong....
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes...
You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things....
Well the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to...
I've never really broken this down before but in movies you almost have no...
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to...
All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a...
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude they'd be off TV. They're not...
Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty...
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are...
I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around...
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's...
I don't have anything against my mom but my family has no emotional...
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp but I have never...
I don't know anything about computers.
I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and...
I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least I'm that...
My first car was a motorcycle.
If you want to have a good life you should focus on your family on your...
The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction I wanted something...
Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and it's not offensive it's funny?
