Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate...
Who never doubted never half believed. Where doubt is there truth is - it...
Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to...
Doubt indulged and cherished is in danger of becoming denial but if honest...
Day n. A period of twenty-four hours mostly misspent.
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels levers and...
Telephone n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the...
Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious...
Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.
Academe n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught....
Land: A part of the earth's surface considered as property. The theory that...
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state...
Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power...
Clairvoyant n.: A person commonly a woman who has the power of seeing that...
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of...
Positive adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Consul - in American politics a person who having failed to secure an office...
Alliance - in international politics the union of two thieves who have their...
Conservative n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils as...
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The...
Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to...
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
Patience n. A minor form of dispair disguised as a virtue.
I used to spend every morning in detention at my old school.
