Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -...
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house and plans a draft of your...
Sweater n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Men become civilized not in proportion to their willingness to believe but...
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.
Marriage n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master a...
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Ardor n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of...
Jealous adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be...
Mad adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual...
Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his...
Present n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from...
The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the...
History is an account mostly false of events mostly unimportant which are...
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of...
Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.
Anoint v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently...
In our civilization and under our republican form of government...
History passes the final judgment.
