There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat...
Technology favors horrible people.
Christmas makes everything twice as sad.
The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the...
Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was...
Forget sex or politics or religion loneliness is the subject that clears out...
If cats were double the size they are now they'd probably be illegal.
Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later everything shoots out...
I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize...
People will always choose more money over more sex.
Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.
Depression is when you have lots of love but no one's taking.
If someone decides to be a musician now it means because there is no hope of...
We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful...
Unhappiness is something we are never taught about we are taught to expect...
If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good you...
A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection it feels good when...
The future and eternity are two entirely different things.
It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present...
When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California they're going to...
I think that in the future clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll...
In the future torture will once again become the recreational sport of the...
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total...
I know it's not cat food but what exactly is it that they put inside of...
I want a chainsaw very badly because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead.
