A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
We are made wise not by the recollection of our past but by the...
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be...
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...
Oh the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating very few...
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.
Parentage is a very important profession but no test of fitness for it is...
You are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will...
Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.
Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the...
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton you may as well make it dance.
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
My reputation grows with every failure.
Never fret for an only son the idea of failure will never occur to him.
When I was young I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures....
Men are wise in proportion not to their experience but to their capacity...
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
If history repeats itself and the unexpected always happens how incapable...
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Life levels all men. Death reveals the eminent.
He's a man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man...
I think the country's getting disgusted with Washington partly because of the decline of civility in government.
