The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same but the...
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not...
When you fish for love bait with your heart not your brain.
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His...
To succeed in life you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
When we remember we are all mad the mysteries disappear and life stands...
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you...
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week...
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach but it...
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy...
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out...
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want drink what...
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from...
My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately)...
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles but most of them never...
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me but I think she enjoyed it.
Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when...
In terms of the legal matter of creating a contract between two people that's called marriage and allowing them to live together with the protection of law it seems to me is the way we should be moving in this country.
