You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for...
Technology will definitely solve all our problems but in the process it will...
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that...
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10...
When you hire that first person then you're a boss. You've got performance...
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key...
If there are no stupid questions then what kind of questions do stupid...
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at...
Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much...
Home is pretty utopian.
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus...
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and...
The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the...
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist...
The only risk of failure is promotion.
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things...
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This...
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then...
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists but let's face it a hamster...
The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss...
The best things in life are silly.
In less enlightened times the best way to impress women was to own a hot...
There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods and that is the sincere desire to find out the truth whatever it may be.
