You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk in love hungry or running for office.

Then not only an old man but also a drunkard becomes a second time a child.

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.

If I had not some strength of will I would make a first class drunkard.

If I were sufficiently romantic I suppose I'd have killed myself long ago just to make people talk about me. I haven't even got the conviction to make a successful drunkard.

If the world were a bar America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah the other people in the bar may be afraid of him but they sure as hell don't respect him.

Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions.

Bill Clinton sitting on Air Force One getting his hair cut while people around the country cooled their heels and waited for him became a metaphor for a populist president who had gotten drunk with the perks of his own power and was sort of you know not sensitive to what people wanted.

My father had wanted to name me for Dylan Thomas. He had seen him speak on one of those drunken poetry tours he did.

It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time be ceaselessly drunk. On wine on poetry or on virtue as you wish.

It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time get drunk get drunk without stopping! On wine on poetry or on virtue as you wish.

Peace was declared but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind.

Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.

Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.

I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money.

I may be drunk Miss but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it and buy clothes and send their children to school with it.

I don't drink and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

An American monkey after getting drunk on brandy would never touch it again and thus is much wiser than most men.

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love drunk or running for office.

The aim of life is to live and to live means to be aware joyously drunkenly serenely divinely aware.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.