Middle age is youth without levity and age without decay.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.