Women love a self-confident bald man.

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

Growing up with the childhood that I had I learned to never let a man make me feel helpless and it also embedded a deep need in me to always stick up for women.

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.

Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

John Currin's exaggerated realism and his twisted women kept me off balance never knowing if they were sincere or ironic or some new emotion.

I don't know why women feel an affinity with me.

I support women men anybody who is in a place that's not their strongest and who is ready to push forward.

I think there are opportunities for women in comedies - how zany is up to them.

Women must pay for everything. They do get more glory than men for comparable feats but they also get more notoriety when they crash.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I don't think that women need to smell interesting.

And verily a woman need know but one man well in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

All the women want to be with me all the men want to be like me.

Men get laid but women get screwed.

To terrify children with the image of hell... to consider women an inferior creation. Is that good for the world?

For most of my life I let women do the driving and was happy to let them.

A fact of modern life is that it takes women longer to get ready than men.

Women are always beautiful.

I love the fact that there are also women out there that don't have a choice and they must go to work and they still have to raise the kids. Thank goodness that we value those people too.

I've never wanted to look like models on the cover of magazines. I represent the majority of women and I'm very proud of that.

Men want to make women happy.

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.