I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get the younger their new wives get.

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

As men get older the toys get more expensive.

The whole business of marshaling one's energies becomes more and more important as one grows older.

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.

After you're older two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money.

Old age is fifteen years older than I am.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

I will never be an old man. To me old age is always 15 years older than I am.

You can't help getting older but you don't have to get old.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

As I grow older I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.