I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart and what I contributed to the house was I was the funny one.

Everything seems fine until you're about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the mirror with your old habit of thinking 'While I accept that everyone grows old and dies it's a funny thing but I'm an exception to that rule.'

As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965 I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.

Hurried and worried until we're buried and there's no curtain call Lifes a very funny proposition after all.

Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And when in doubt make funny faces.

You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

True friendship is like sound health the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.

Each friend represents a world in us a world not born until they arrive and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.

Until you have lost your reputation you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is.

But it wasn't until I graduated from Texas A & M University and joined the United States Air Force flying C-130's all around the globe that I truly appreciated the blessings of freedom.

We don't appreciate what we have until it's gone. Freedom is like that. It's like air. When you have it you don't notice it.

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity.

The fight for freedom must go on until it is won until our country is free and happy and peaceful as part of the community of man we cannot rest.

I did a lot of things that I regretted and I certainly paid for my mistakes. You have to go and ask for forgiveness and it wasn't until I really started doing good and doing right by other people as well as myself that I really started to feel that guilt go away. So I don't have a problem going to sleep at night.

Man's survival from the time of Adam and Eve until the invention of agriculture must have been precarious because of his inability to ensure his food supply.

From the minute I wake up until I go to bed I think about food.

I've been very lucky in the characters I've chosen. Up until last year I was a nobody. I did jobs I booked because I needed to put food in my mouth.

Acceptable food rots while we are chased from bins behind restaurants chased from sleeping on the street chased from relieving ourselves unless we pay for food or gas until finally we are so hungry sleepless smelly constipated and beaten-down that we simply die of lack of will to live.