Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Women priests. Great great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

There's very little advice in men's magazines because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think 'I know what I'm doing just show me somebody naked.'

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

Black women don't have the same body image problems as white women. They are proud of their bodies.

America is a friend to the people of Iraq. Our demands are directed only at the regime that enslaves them and threatens us. When these demands are met the first and greatest benefit will come to Iraqi men women and children.

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry they can wear cute clothes and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.

You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.

I remember when the wave of Jennifer Lopez Salma Hayek and these beautiful Hispanic women came into light and I looked up to them and I loved them but I was like 'Where are Middle Eastern women?'

The true republic: men their rights and nothing more women their rights and nothing less.

Women - always in trouble with them but can't live without them.

If we mean to have heroes statesmen and philosophers we should have learned women.

Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans fools and women will take a little longer.

Comedy can be especially in a writer's room really aggressive kind of a very male-dominated room and it would be hard for women. It's not a nurturing place. It's not like a lot of women are going to say I can't wait to live that lifestyle and be in a writer's room until 2 or 3 a.m.

I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff and three guys so it's pretty equal. I don't know why that is. It's been the same thing for a while. It's hard for female comedians to stand out. That's weird. That's a shame.

If women want any rights more than they's got why don't they just take them and not be talking about it.

I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it.

I want to be a cheerleader for women who have never even considered running for office or being involved in a campaign but who in the quietness of their hearts might think 'Why not me?'

Women encourage men to be childish then scold them.

Some women can be fooled all of the time and all women can be fooled some of the time but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

And I highly recommend for all the women in the world even if they're 71 you can never take for granted that he loves you. It's always good to flirt with him. It's a great sport.

But the true feminist deals out of a lesbian consciousness whether or not she ever sleeps with women.

Women are always eagerly on the lookout for any emotion.

In my work and in myself I reflect black people women and men as I reflect others. One day even the most self-protective ones will look into the mirror I provide and not be afraid.