Humor starts like a wildfire but then continues on smoldering smoldering for years.

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean mean stuff.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

Down the road I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on and humor.

In my opinion I think sarcasm and humor in a song without turning it into a novelty song is really charming.

There are different kinds of humor some is sarcastic some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

Absurdity is what I like most in life and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time you've created a special little thing and that's what I'm looking for because if you get pompous you lose everything.

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities a sense of humor a sense of style a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say and it's true I do have a certain fondness for women that have dark hair.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

It is quite true as some poets said that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor creating him a reasonable being yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance.

And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities his vocal abilities and his sense of humor.

In prehistoric times mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times humor offers us a third alternative fight flee - or laugh.

I am often the brunt of my own humor.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor but not for their folly.

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun enjoy life and feel alive.

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long long way in a marriage.

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

Having a sense of humor has served me more than it has hurt me - just in the sense that it has allowed me to keep my sanity.