Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well no I was an accountant.

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Everybody knows how to raise children except the people who have them.

I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me I'm afraid of widths.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

In the name of the United States and President Bush I want to thank the Mexican people President Fox and his government for their friendship.

Our philosophy precedes from the belief that sport is an inalienable part of the educational process and a factor for promoting peace friendship cooperation and understanding among peoples.

Working with people the musical part is one thing but the personal part is totally different and just as critical. If the friendship is there and it's a lasting friendship then it will take care of itself.

People instantly assume you can't have a platonic friendship with someone of the opposite sex. I think this may be specific to L.A. - or America.

I am proud to represent these men and women who empower people in developing nations and promote the Peace Corps mission of peace and friendship. These volunteers are making major strides to improve the lives of people and communities around the world.

At the beginning of the new century it is the common aspiration of the peoples of the two countries to deepen mutual understanding enhance trust develop friendship and strengthen cooperation.

The part which American friendship played in helping us to win the freedom we enjoy in this part of Ireland has been gratefully recognized and acknowledged by our people.

If the chemistry is right between star and photographer and the geometry of the pictures pleases the star often the two people end up with a long-term professional friendship during which they continue to work together and to produce highly personal images.

People are roasting each other at parties at work events around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops and it's a sign of affection truly. It's a true test of love and friendship: can you make a man laugh at himself? So what makes a good burn? Go after targets you love and respect. And hit 'em hard.

I think quite a lot of people have a friendship or a love that's gone like that and it never quite reconciles properly.

Even where friendship is concerned it takes me a long time to trust people.

My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free it was 1972 with the exception of two little one-shot one-song things. But that's just for friends out of friendship for the people involved and also because it was fun.

Today I too wish to reaffirm that I intend to continue on the path toward improved relations and friendship with the Jewish people following the decisive lead given by John Paul II.