I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven and really wanting to do things so badly.

I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.

As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job that was the job I wanted.

What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating.

I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent but kindness is the most important quality in a man.

I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else but I was funny and all that.

It was always a fantasy of mine growing up - my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' - so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child I wouldn't let my mom put me in anything but calico dresses and now... whaddaya know every day I'm in a calico dress basically so it's kind of funny.

I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies.

I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.

If God wanted us to fly He would have given us tickets.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I always wanted to be somebody but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I've never had anything but the freedom to do what I wanted just as long as it made me happy.

I always wanted to make a children's album because you have the freedom to explore so many wonderful topics and sounds.

I definitely wanted to earn my freedom. But the primary motivation wasn't making money but making an impact.

Is Walt turning over in his grave? A man named Joe Roth runs Disney right now-he gave me the go-ahead and total freedom to do whatever I wanted to do.

I've never let producers tell me what to do. Even when I was making television I always did what I wanted to do and if I couldn't I didn't do it. It was a freedom that these days young directors starting out don't have.

I wasn't a woman who stayed tiny like I thought I would. I definitely gave myself the freedom to eat what I wanted.

I wanted to try to push some freedom into the men's clothes.

The Declaration of Independence was always our vision of who we wanted to be our ideal of freedom and justice how we were going to be different and what the American experiment was going to be about.