When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist a woman in the audience stood up and said 'Yes but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

If I can put one touch of rosy sunset into the life of any man or woman I shall feel that I have worked with God.

The Bible is clear - God's definition of marriage is between a man and a woman.

I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I've always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman without a husband.

Woman was God's second mistake.

I will far rather see the race of man extinct than that we should become less than beasts by making the noblest of God's creation woman the object of our lust.

To me the black black woman is our essential mother the blacker she is the more us she is and to see the hatred that is turned on her is enough to make me despair almost entirely of our future as a people.

A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward to a better day a more tranquil night and a bright infinite future.

I'm an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me that's not a sensible hobby. But when I was growing even more than I wanted to be funny I wanted to be a racecar driver. That's all I thought about. I worked for a race team when I was 15 and I traveled with them.

I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T... Doesn't mean she isn't a good person. That's a funny character to play.

My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny very verbal very clever very witty.

I think there have always been funny women from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman they innately know she's worked twice as hard to get there she's had to prove that she can be the leader first and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she's in control.

I mean I - it's so funny I am you know I am you know a working woman out in the world but I still live with my parents half the time. I've been sort of taking this very long stuttering period of moving out.

I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said Thyroid problem?

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Friendship can only exist between persons with similar interests and points of view. Man and woman by the conventions of society are born with different interests and different points of view.