I am in love - and my God it is the greatest thing that can happen to a man. I tell you find a woman you can fall in love with. Do it. Let yourself fall in love. If you have not done so already you are wasting your life.

The most important thing is God's blessing and if you believe in God and you believe in yourself you have nothing to worry about.

If you want to be original just try being yourself because God has never made two people exactly alike.

You're just left with yourself all the time whatever you do anyway. You've got to get down to your own God in your own temple. It's all down to you mate.

God hath given you one face and you make yourselves another.

God has given you one face and you make yourself another.

You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself.

I would tell 17-year-olds to be proud of who you are. Don't try to change yourself for others. Focus on school and your future. Boys and friends will come and go just focus on you and your future.

Invest three percent of your income in yourself (self-development) in order to guarantee your future.

Infuse your life with action. Don't wait for it to happen. Make it happen. Make your own future. Make your own hope. Make your own love. And whatever your beliefs honor your creator not by passively waiting for grace to come down from upon high but by doing what you can to make grace happen... yourself right now right down here on Earth.

Also in a funny way if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.

I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.

As a writer or as a filmmaker you have to present yourself and part of what yourself is is what you're interested in or what you think is funny or what you think is sad or what you think is horrible.

It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai it's what you learn about yourself really. It's a funny old hippie thing but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance and about your inclusiveness.

The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it's a way to care about things but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it's so much more alienating than vegetarianism.

Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And when in doubt make funny faces.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

A lot of the powerful religious leaders from Jesus to Buddha to Tibetan monks they're really talking about the same things: love and acceptable and the value of friendship and respecting yourself so you can respect others.

Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person the more necessary do tact and courtesy become.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

School gives you the freedom to explore different philosophies religions aspects of yourself and subjects.