Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster a great brutish idiot that goes where prodded.

As usual there is a great woman behind every idiot.

God made the Idiot for practice and then He made the School Board.

You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side they don't like you as much. I find too that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny and you never see the sorrow or the pain.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

It makes sense that we came up with our public school system during the Industrial Revolution because it's like everybody is a factory worker eating their terrible food and going back to the room where you're silent and listening to an idiot. That's an epitomizing idea getting called 'Nothing' for your whole high school experience.

I know I'm not a self-indulgent idiot I also know I'm not the second coming of Deepak Chopra. If I had believed either of those or both as some people do when they get famous that's when the mental illness arrives.

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street anymore without a convoy and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot member of a royal family or an animal in a zoo and zoo animals have been known to die from stares.

I'm healthy have a loving and adorable family great hunting dogs a gravity defying musical career and most importantly fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.

From the naturalistic point of view all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots.

I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.

Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.

In the first place God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

He was a dreamer a thinker a speculative philosopher... or as his wife would have it an idiot.

It's just as idiotic to say there is no life after death as it is to say there is one.

Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.

I went through life like an idiot for a great deal of the time saying there's nothing I would change. That was a very arrogant thing to say. There's a lot I would change. There are people I would have steered clear of.

Only idiots refuse to change their minds.

Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later any idiot probably is going to run it.

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art and can become art but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

Oh if I had been loved at the age of seventeen what an idiot I would be today. Happiness is like smallpox: if you catch it too soon it can completely ruin your constitution.