Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes we'd profit from them.

I have a problem with censorship by the lawyer - by legal people by the publishing firm and I may be changing publishers. They don't seem to want to take too many risks with living people.

Unless you have a perception of who you are as a lawyer you will never be at ease in dealing with legal matters clients or courts. But if you know who you are and why you're there all you need is the expertise and the information.

I'm not a lawyer and maybe I should have used more specific legal language.

To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.

I worked as a lawyer as a member of the teaching staff of a technical college and then I worked principally as legal adviser to Adolf Hitler and the National Socialist German Workers Party.

From your confessor lawyer and physician hide not your case on no condition.

If the laws could speak for themselves they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

They don't need a lawyer they need a toastmaster.

A lawyer who does not know men is handicapped.

As for lawyers it's more fun to play one than to be one.

All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more that everyone's given up.

I decided I wanted to be a lawyer when I was 11 years of age.

As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win.

To force a lawyer on a defendant can only lead him to believe that the law contrives against him.

I'm afraid I talk a lot too much perhaps. I should have been a lawyer or a college professor or a windy politician though I'm glad I am not any of these.

I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well.

As a private lawyer I could bill $750 an hour but I don't.

To some lawyers all facts are created equal.

Unfortunately what many people forget is that judges are just lawyers in robes.

One of the things I was taught in law school is that I'd never be able to think the same again - that being a lawyer is something that's part of who I am as an individual now.

I'm not sure I can say there is a clean line between me as an individual and me as a lawyer.