My girlfriend bought me a down jacket she said it fit my personality.

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

I have a lot of boyfriends I want you to write that. Every country I visit I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.

Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.

We are constantly protecting the male ego and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.

My boyfriend calls me 'princess' but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend it does become life and death.

I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends and really I wasn't a very social boy.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody like a girlfriend they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

If you don't have a valentine hang out with your girlfriends don't go looking for someone. When it's right they'll come to you.

If you can lie you can act and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends you can act under pressure.

Well a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.

You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'.

You know the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.

Personally I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband I figure she'll fool me.

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend too.

I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you are in a relationship with a woman imagine how you would feel if you were her father. That's been my approach for the most part.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut nice guys. So it's strange.