At home in L.A. Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty's. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef.

Great big serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great big serious novel and a funny novel the funny novel is doomed.

I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down and when they're having a good time I can carry on the joke.

My hair has never been my greatest feature so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

There's a great power in words if you don't hitch too many of them together.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have succeeded fairly well.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know I was a great friend to Tiger Woods. But when you have a relationship that's involves business and friendship - and the business part comes to an end - things always get a little blurry.

One of the great things personally coming to Hawai'i is my friendship of Jim Nicholson.

Friendship's the privilege of private men for wretched greatness knows no blessing so substantial.

On one side citizens have great respect for the United States they have a great feeling of friendship. That is solid. But in the opposition and in the political arena I often find criticism of the closeness of relations with the United States. That is a reality.

Great is the victory but the friendship of all is greater.

I've got some great guy friends. They can start out as crushes. But when you realize something isn't going to happen you make a choice whether or not the friendship is worth it. And it usually is. Then you can laugh about the fact that you used to have a crush on him or he had one on you.

I keep my friends as misers do their treasure because of all the things granted us by wisdom none is greater or better than friendship.

It must be remembered that the sea is a great breeder of friendship. Two men who have known each other for twenty years find that twenty days at sea bring them nearer than ever they were before or else estrange them.

She discovered with great delight that one does not love one's children just because they are one's children but because of the friendship formed while raising them.

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment is a secret which but few discover.

To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love are the two greatest proofs not only of goodness of heart but of strength of mind.

Of all the things which wisdom provides to make us entirely happy much the greatest is the possession of friendship.