Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans fools and women will take a little longer.

The appalling thing is the degree of charity women are capable of. You see it all the time... love lavished on absolute fools. Love's a charity ward you know.

No one ever found wisdom without also being a fool. Writers alas have to be fools in public while the rest of the human race can cover its tracks.

Men who know themselves are no longer fools. They stand on the threshold of the door of Wisdom.

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

The company of fools may first make us smile but in the end we always feel melancholy.

My new movie Fools Rush In is a romantic comedy and the girl I play in that is very warm very sweet.

Bigotry murders religion to frighten fools with her ghost.

Give fools their gold and knaves their power let fortune's bubbles rise and fall who sows a field or trains a flower or plants a tree is more than all.

Only fools are positive.

By nominating Chuck Hagel to be his Defense secretary President Obama is putting forward an aloof contrarian who doesn't suffer fools - a striving politician who considers himself above politics.

I am two fools I know for loving and for saying so in whining poetry.

The services in wartime are fit only for desperadoes but in peace are only fit for fools.

People who don't see their nature and imagine they can practice thoughtlessness all the time are lairs and fools.

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

Mom spent the time that she was supposed to be a kid actully raising children her younger brother and younger sister. She was tough as nails and did not suffer fools at all. And the truth was she could not afford to. She spoke the truth bluntly directly and without much varnish. I am her son.

Some old men continually praise the time of their youth. In fact you would almost think that there were no fools in their days but unluckily they themselves are left as an example.

Controversy equalizes fools and wise men - and the fools know it.

Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.

Power does not corrupt men fools however if they get into a position of power corrupt power.

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

Wise men speak because they have something to say Fools because they have to say something.