The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in 'I can't think of anything to give you but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward I was like 'What were you thinking idiot?'

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.

Memory is not wisdom idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?

There's obviously nothing wrong with selling your art - only an idiot with a trust fund would tell you otherwise. But it's confusing to know how far you should take it.

I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people no matter how hard it is will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.

I've had great success being a total idiot.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

Galileo was no idiot. Only an idiot could believe that science requires martyrdom - that may be necessary in religion but in time a scientific result will establish itself.

If we tried to write about politics you'd realize that we're all a bunch of idiots.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself.

I'm not terribly happy about rock and roll. Certain rock music is uninspiring numbing it makes you feel like an idiot.

I'm fed up with the idiots... the ever-widening gap between people who know how to make movies and the people who green-light the movies.

A lot of movies treat kids like idiots.

Because people have no thoughts to deal in they deal cards and try and win one another's money. Idiots!

What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.

Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men and makes the biggest idiots clever.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

I really love idiot enlightened characters - these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances they fail to be reactive and enrolled by drama as it happens around them.

Life's but a walking shadow a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more it is a tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury signifying nothing.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit a learning disability that means I have zero spatial relations skills. It was official: I was a genius trapped in an idiot's body.

Wonder connected with a principle of rational curiosity is the source of all knowledge and discover and it is a principle even of piety but wonder which ends in wonder and is satisfied with wonder is the quality of an idiot.

For passion be it observed brings insight with it it can give a sort of intelligence to simpletons fools and idiots especially during youth.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.