Tell the trial lawyers to get out of your state and to quit costing businessmen and women.

Protect IP (PIPA) and the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) are a step towards a different kind of Internet. They are a step towards an Internet in which those with money and lawyers and access to power have a greater voice than those who don't.

Where there are too many policemen there is no liberty. Where there are too many soldiers there is no peace. Where there are too many lawyers there is no justice.

Nobody wants to read about the honest lawyer down the street who does real estate loans and wills. If you want to sell books you have to write about the interesting lawyers - the guys who steal all the money and take off. That's the fun stuff.

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers that's for damn sure.

I think that lawyers are terrible at admitting that they're wrong. And not just admitting it also realizing it. Most lawyers are very successful and they think that because they're making money and people think well of them they must be doing everything right.

Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes we'd profit from them.

If the laws could speak for themselves they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.

As for lawyers it's more fun to play one than to be one.

All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more that everyone's given up.

As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win.

I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well.

To some lawyers all facts are created equal.

Unfortunately what many people forget is that judges are just lawyers in robes.

I come from a profession which has suffered greatly because of the lack of civility. Lawyers treat each other poorly and it has come home to haunt them. The public will not tolerate a lack of civility.

I have been surrounded by some of the smartest brightest most caring lawyers by agents who are willing to risk their lives for others by support staff that are willing to work as hard as they can.

The only people who benefit from lawsuits are lawyers. I think we made a couple of them rich.

Cagey trial lawyers have figured out there's a pretty good likelihood their case - no matter what its merit - will literally get its day in court because of favorable judges.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

We are led by lawyers who do not understand either technology or balance sheets.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.