I used to be good with kids but as I get older I'm grumpy and terrible with...
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well every day is...
We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
When I turned 60 it didn't bother me at all.
To my surprise my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s and I...
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special...
My biggest hero Gregory Peck was my birthday present on April 14 1973. I...
I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100 000 in one day in a...
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie why not say you want cake and pie?
Love the giver more than the gift.
I hate birthdays.
If you can give your child only one gift let it be enthusiasm.
Being seventy is not a sin.
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's...
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free...
Let them eat cake.
I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart like a drawing...
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
A gift with a kind countenance is a double present.
If you look over the years the styles have changed - the clothes the hair...
The return of my birthday if I remember it fills me with thoughts which it...
It is not likely that posterity will fall in love with us but not impossible that it may respect or sympathize so a man would rather leave behind him the portrait of his spirit than a portrait of his face.
