White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.
I know people think we drive around in these nice cars and we do whatever we...
I was already on pole then by half a second and then one second and I just...
And suddenly I realised that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I...
Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use...
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the...
It seems to me I spent my life in car pools but you know that's how I kept...
American stuntmen are smart - they think about safety. When they do a jump in...
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the...
To attract men I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
Design can never be an ultimate explanation for anything. It can only be a...
When you first get money you buy all these things so no one thinks you're...
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car in...
We're in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over...
A car is useless in New York essential everywhere else. The same with good...
Everything in life is somewhere else and you get there in a car.
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you...
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really...
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
I rememeber one time we were getting ready to go to South America and...
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died all his friends went to the...
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have...
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
All I can say is that I'm getting married in the future. I've narrowed it down to that.