Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and...
I have an answering machine in my car. It says I'm home now. But leave a...
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until...
When a man opens a car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for go live with a...
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
I miss Saturday morning rolling out of bed not shaving getting into my car...
I know a lot about cars man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you...
Most people have no concept of how an automatic transmission works yet they...
What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to...
Never have more children than you have car windows.
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car but if he has...
Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as...
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to...
America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all...
Life is a gamble. You can get hurt but people die in plane crashes lose...
Remote villages and communities have lost their identity and their peace and...
Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.
Not having to own a car has made me realize what a waste of time the...
A car for every purse and purpose.
More books more racing and more foolishness with cars and motorcycles are in...
I admit to wasting my life messing around with fast cars and motorcycles.
The automobile both a cause and an effect of this decentralization is...
Ikea people do not drive flashy cars or stay at luxury hotels.
You never know what'll happen in politics.