It's interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls I always...
See I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have...
By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. It's...
It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad...
Women's humor seems to be a little more supportive. It's just kind of trying...
What I don't like is when I see stuff that I know has had a lot of improv...
What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes...
I love funny people and when I'm with funny people or people who are...
For years it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles...
I have an inability to enjoy things but that's why we're in comedy. If we...
When I first envisioned 'Funny Games' in the mid-1990s it was my intention...
'Funny Games' was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different....
It's unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life...
I am accusing him of stealing my best material he was a very funny man.
I love a smart well-written show and '30 Rock ' well you can't get any...
We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.
Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The...
Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees curbs...
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type...
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling but...
We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The...
And at the time it is funny how you can look at something and say for...
I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I...
I understand the damage the expenses crisis has done to Parliament and the paramount importance of restoring trust in our politics.
