Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I...
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
If I studied all my life I couldn't think up half the number of funny things...
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Everything is funny as long as it's happening to somebody else.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science the one that heralds new...
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead you are made...
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that...
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for...
It's funny how most people love the dead once you're dead your made for life.
You know fame is a funny thing man especially you know actors musicians...
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about...
From there to here and here to there funny things are everywhere.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be...
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are...
I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when...
Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind...
Someone told me that when they go to Vermont they feel like they're home....
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may...
I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
I have this theory that depending on your attitude your life doesn't have to become this ridiculous charade that it seems so many people end up living.
