The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in...
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also...
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with...
O Lord help me to be pure but not yet.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Because of their size parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
I'm for whatever gets you through the night.
I like children - fried.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from...
I wear a necklace cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
If love is the answer could you please rephrase the question?
I no doubt deserved my enemies but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
I bought some batteries but they weren't included.
He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
I was blessed with a birth and a death and I guess I just want some say in between.
