Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is...
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and...
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've...
Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men...
There were three of us in this marriage so it was a bit crowded.
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married and another list of...
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as...
Bachelors have consciences married men have wives.
I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take...
Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...
Well married a person has wings poorly married shackles.
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing they marry later...
Marriage is an adventure like going to war.
Marriage n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master a...
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to...
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep...
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Observe constantly that all things take place by change and accustom thyself to consider that the nature of the Universe loves nothing so much as to change the things which are and to make new things like them.
